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Payback Time for Blondie

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Our summertime weather decided to take a vacation, and the thermometer dipped into the 50s today.

Not so at my Dad’s on the west side of Washington, which usually has the cooler temperatures. They had 90 degrees, while we had only the 60s.

Our tomato plants are SO confused! Even the rhubarb stopped growing. But that was a blessing. It’ll keep the stalks from getting big and tough too quickly.

My husband Charlie brought home some wonderfulstrawberries to mix with the rhubarb. I just love strawberry rhubarb cobbler. AND strawberry rhubarb pie. And don’t forget stewed rhubarb mixed with fresh strawberries, served warm with vanilla ice cream.

Okay, enough of that…or I’ll get up and head off to the kitchen without sharing last week’s favorite joke with you…

A Trucker’s Breakfast…

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The blonde waitress was brand new, and, not wanting to look dumb, headed back to the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out there ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards… What does he think this is, an auto parts store?”

“No,” said the cook. “You’re just new. You see, three flat tires…means three pancakes. A pair of headlights…is two eggs, sunny side up. And a pair of
running boards…is a couple slices of crisp bacon!”

“Oh,…I get it!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then dished up a bowl of beans and gave it to her customer.

The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
She replied, “Oh, well, I thought that while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might just as well gas up!”

Isn’t payback sweet? Way to go, Blondie.
That’s back atcha!

Have an absolutely great day, with a big smile for those you meet…

Warm Regards,
Dr. Louise

Did You Laugh Yet Today

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Good Morning,

The joke I’d like to share with you this morning
is about a redhead at a doctor’s office. I work
at a clinic that trains new doctors how to become
family doctors. When they are training, we call
them residents.

A cute redhead came in to see the resident physician
because her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the resident.
“Please show me what you mean.”

So the redhead took her finger, pushed on her
left shoulder and screamed. Then she pushed on
her elbow and screamed even more. She kept going,
pushing her knee and screaming, and pushing her
ankle, screaming again. Everywhere she touched
made her scream. You could hear her all the way
down the hall. One of the nurses, worried that
something was terribly wrong, barged into
the exam room.

The resident reassured the nurse, then excused
himself to go talk to his attending, his supervisor.

He worriedly described his interview with this patient
to his boss, and listened very carefully to what the older,
experienced physician said. Nodding, he walked
quickly back to the exam room that held his waiting

When he entered the room, he said to her, “You’re
not really a redhead, are you? “Well, no,” she
admitted. “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,”said the junior doctor. “I can tell
you exactly what is wrong with you.
Your finger is broken.”

Warm Regards, and enjoy your day,

Dr. Louise


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